Nick is a dick, but a likeable guy - sometimes. When not working on Radio Anarchy, Nick somehow spends his time skeet shooting, bird watching, parasailing and playing racquetball with the coordination of an eel. Instead of paying a shrink $100/hour, Nick uses his time on the air as a therapy session. This man has problems, but when you get past his twisted nature, you'll find that he’s even more f*cked up than you thought, from an overexposure  to radiation and Nickelback when he worked as a radio announcer at Guantanamo Bay.

Chris used to work at Area 51, where he conducted top-secret experiments with a huge joint research team on the cause and effect of causes.  While in the military, Chris worked as a dish washer in training (a secret title for alien interrogator.)  When time traveling, Chris once went back to New York City in 1974, where he confronted the rock band KISS and told them in 2011 they would be half a tribute band while alienating most of their die-hard fans. Chris believes in the exploding planet hypothesis and lives on Iapetus [Sector 19.5] with a killer view of the Rings.